The poor cows froze
neglected in a blizzard
They dug them up
and ate their gizzards.

The poor cows froze
neglected in a blizzard
They dug them up
and ate their gizzards.

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger
She was sued by Amarillo cattle ranchers for saying: I'm stopped. I'll never read more

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger
She was sued by Amarillo cattle ranchers for saying: I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger and she won.

The first wealth is health.

The first wealth is health.

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.

Of all the garden herbes none is of greater vertue than sage.

Of all the garden herbes none is of greater vertue than sage.

Health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of: a
blessing that money cannot buy.

Health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of: a
blessing that money cannot buy.

A sad soul can kill you quicker than a germ. -John Steinbeck.

A sad soul can kill you quicker than a germ. -John Steinbeck.

There are three wicks you know to the lamp of a man's life:
brain, blood, and breath. Press the read more

There are three wicks you know to the lamp of a man's life:
brain, blood, and breath. Press the brain a little, its light
goes out, followed by both the others. Stop the heart a minute,
and out go all three of the wicks. Choke the air out of the
lungs, and presently the fluid ceases to supply the other centres
of flame, and all is soon stagnation, cold, and darkness.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. thanks to Alan Bennett -Mark Twain.