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    Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary

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Where billows never break, not tempests roar.

Where billows never break, not tempests roar.

by Sir Samuel Garth Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?

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Nor can his blessed soul look down from heaven,
Or break the eternal sabbath of his rest.

Nor can his blessed soul look down from heaven,
Or break the eternal sabbath of his rest.

by John Dryden Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Humility like darkness reveals the heavenly lights.

Humility like darkness reveals the heavenly lights.

by Henry David Thoreau Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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There the wicked cease from troubling; and there the weary be at
rest.

There the wicked cease from troubling; and there the weary be at
rest.

by Bible Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and
rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through read more

Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and
rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth
nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor
steal:
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

by Bible Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Heaven will be inherited by every man who has heaven in his soul.

Heaven will be inherited by every man who has heaven in his soul.

by Henry Ward Beecher Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Eye hath not seen it, my gentle boy!
Ear hath not heard its deep songs of joy;
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Eye hath not seen it, my gentle boy!
Ear hath not heard its deep songs of joy;
Dreams cannot picture a world so fair--
Sorrow and death may not enter there;
Time doth not breathe on its fadeless bloom,
For beyond the clouds, and beyond the tomb,
It is there, it is there, my child!

by Mrs. Felicia D. Hemans Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

by Mark Twain Found in: Heaven Quotes, Hell Quotes,
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