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    Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary

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Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

by Mark Twain Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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All places are distant from heaven alike.

All places are distant from heaven alike.

by Robert Burton Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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All this, and Heaven too!

All this, and Heaven too!

by Philip Henry Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.

To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.

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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought read more

If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought to see there; second, to miss some I had expected to see there; and third, the greatest wonder of all, to find myself there

by Confucius Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and read more

Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.

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God keeps a niche
In Heaven, to hold our idols; and albeit
He brake them to our read more

God keeps a niche
In Heaven, to hold our idols; and albeit
He brake them to our faces, and denied
That our close kisses should impair their white,--
I know we shall behold them raised, complete,
The dust swept from their beauty, glorified,
New Memnons singing in the great God-light.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

by Mark Twain Found in: Heaven Quotes, Hell Quotes,
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In my Father's house are many mansion: if it were not so, I
would have told you. I go read more

In my Father's house are many mansion: if it were not so, I
would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

by Bible Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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