Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

They had finished her own crown in glory, and she couldn't stay
away from the coronation.

They had finished her own crown in glory, and she couldn't stay
away from the coronation.

Since Heaven's eternal year is thine.

Since Heaven's eternal year is thine.

'Twas whispered in Heaven, 'twas muttered in hell
And echo caught faintly the sound as it fell.
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'Twas whispered in Heaven, 'twas muttered in hell
And echo caught faintly the sound as it fell.
On the confines of earth 'twas permitted to rest,
And the depths of the ocean its presence confessed.

The road to heaven lies as near by water as by land.

The road to heaven lies as near by water as by land.

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

In my Father's house are many mansion: if it were not so, I
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In my Father's house are many mansion: if it were not so, I
would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for a rich man to read more

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.