Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

An honest man's the noblest work of God.

An honest man's the noblest work of God.

Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.

Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive! - Marmion.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive! - Marmion.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.