In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying
to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying
to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.

For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.

On the ladder of success: Some people are at the top of the ladder, some
are in the middle, still read more

On the ladder of success: Some people are at the top of the ladder, some
are in the middle, still more are at the bottom, and a whole lot more
don't even know there is a ladder.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making read more

Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making a fool of himself. - All About Ourselves and Other Essays.

If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is
absolutely touch and go. Each one of read more

If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is
absolutely touch and go. Each one of us could make the difference.

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that
possesses the mind.

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that
possesses the mind.

Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, "Make
me feel important." Never forget this message when working read more

Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, "Make
me feel important." Never forget this message when working with
people.

No man should be shamefaced through his work, to give back to the world
a portion of its lost heart.

No man should be shamefaced through his work, to give back to the world
a portion of its lost heart.