Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything read more

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because,
you see, humor is truth.

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to
fly in formation.

It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to
fly in formation.

A desire can overcome all objections and obstacles.

A desire can overcome all objections and obstacles.

Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it.

Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it.

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to
always reach my destination.

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to
always reach my destination.

All man's miseries derive from not being able to sit quietly in a room
alone.

All man's miseries derive from not being able to sit quietly in a room
alone.

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of
a neighbor.

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of
a neighbor.