Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.

Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.

Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

I hated every minute of training, but I said, \'Don\'t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life read more

I hated every minute of training, but I said, \'Don\'t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.\'

That's why many fail-because they don't get started-they don't go. They
don't overcome inertia. They don't begin.

That's why many fail-because they don't get started-they don't go. They
don't overcome inertia. They don't begin.

I just wake up and say, "You're a bum, go do something worthwhile today.".

I just wake up and say, "You're a bum, go do something worthwhile today.".

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything read more

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because,
you see, humor is truth.

Worth begets in base minds, envy; in great souls, emulation.

Worth begets in base minds, envy; in great souls, emulation.

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best.
But, since read more

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best.
But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on
my bass playing abilities.".