An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe in them.

There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe in them.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that read more

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others.

It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others.

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.

The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

You have to be smart. The easy days are over.

You have to be smart. The easy days are over.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.