All my possessions for a moment of time

All my possessions for a moment of time

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

This is the last of earth! I am content.