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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
Tell them I've had a wonderful life.
Tell them I've had a wonderful life.
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.
Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...