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    For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not
    into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at
    parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of
    relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the
    maternity ward.

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'Cause grace and virtue are within
Prohibited degrees of kin;
And therefore no true saint allows,
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'Cause grace and virtue are within
Prohibited degrees of kin;
And therefore no true saint allows,
They shall be suffer'd to espouse.

by Samuel Butler Found in: Matrimony Quotes,
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I'd rather die Maid, and lead apes in Hell
Than wed an inmate of Silenus' Cell.

I'd rather die Maid, and lead apes in Hell
Than wed an inmate of Silenus' Cell.

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We've been together now for forty years,
An' it don't seem a day too much;
There ain't read more

We've been together now for forty years,
An' it don't seem a day too much;
There ain't a lady livin' in the land
As I'd swop for my dear old Dutch.

by Albert Chevalier Found in: Matrimony Quotes,
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Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore
God hath joined together, let not man put read more

Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore
God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

by Bible Found in: Matrimony Quotes,
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to
persuade my wife to marry me.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to
persuade my wife to marry me.

by Charles Churchill Found in: Matrimony Quotes,
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To love, cherish, and to obey.

To love, cherish, and to obey.

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For talk six times with the same single lady,
And you may get the wedding dress ready.

For talk six times with the same single lady,
And you may get the wedding dress ready.

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With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with
all my worldly goods I read more

With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with
all my worldly goods I thee endow.

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Man and wife,
Coupled together for the sake of strife.

Man and wife,
Coupled together for the sake of strife.

by Charles Churchill Found in: Matrimony Quotes,
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