Take a little rum
The less you take the better
Pour it in the lakes
Of Wener or of Wetter.
Dip a spoonful out
And mind you don't get groggy,
Pour it in the lake
Of Winnipissiogie.
Stir the mixture well
Lest it prove inferior,
Then put half a drop
Into Lake Superior.
Every other day
Take a drop in water,
You'll be better soon
Or at least you oughter.
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But in this point
All his tricks founder and he brings his physic
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All his tricks founder and he brings his physic
After his patient's death: the king already
Hath married the fair lady.
I have heard that Tiberius used to say that that man was
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ridiculous, who after sixth years, appealed to a physician.
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You rub the sore
When you should bring the plaster!
You rub the sore
When you should bring the plaster!
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He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
