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In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo. You're judged by how you look, not by what you are. Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned do
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time
I hated it so much. I want to be out there all the time.
I hated it so much. I want to be out there all the time.
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
The heritage of the state is very agricultural. Re-energizing agriculture is the key to Indiana's economy.
The heritage of the state is very agricultural. Re-energizing agriculture is the key to Indiana's economy.
It was quite audacious and highly inappropriate. What was he afraid of being asked?
It was quite audacious and highly inappropriate. What was he afraid of being asked?
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
We have a new coach, so we're still working on a lot of things. For our first race together, it read more
We have a new coach, so we're still working on a lot of things. For our first race together, it turned out OK.
Didn't the lion of Islam, the Mujahid Shaykh Osama bin Laden, may Allah protect him, offer you a truce so read more
Didn't the lion of Islam, the Mujahid Shaykh Osama bin Laden, may Allah protect him, offer you a truce so that you might depart from the Islamic lands? But you were obstinate and were led by arrogance to more crime and your foreign secretary, Jack Straw, said these proposals deserve to be met with contempt.