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    Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check.

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We can afford it, we like it, and unlike the car that you spend $35,000 on today, it appreciates and read more

We can afford it, we like it, and unlike the car that you spend $35,000 on today, it appreciates and is an excellent investment.

by Gopal Ahluwalia Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They're consistently little boys, and they need to be nurtured and read more

Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They're consistently little boys, and they need to be nurtured and loved. But at the same time, they need to feel like men.

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I don't feel I deserve a raise just because the price of gasoline is going up.

I don't feel I deserve a raise just because the price of gasoline is going up.

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I asked him what the prognosis was. And he said that without medication, my life expectancy was about two years.

I asked him what the prognosis was. And he said that without medication, my life expectancy was about two years.

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She has a great fastball (62 mph), but she has developed a couple of other pitches to where she throws read more

She has a great fastball (62 mph), but she has developed a couple of other pitches to where she throws a curve, drop and rise. She has made the move offensively to a left-handed slap hitter and now a left-handed hitter who can hit it over your head.

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Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.

Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.

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I kind of like things slightly out of tune. It makes me feel... intoxicated almost... but in a good way. read more

I kind of like things slightly out of tune. It makes me feel... intoxicated almost... but in a good way. Like I'm at a carnival in a dream. Not sure that makes sense, but I do have pretty good pitch recognition. I see colors for different key signatures, notes, etc.

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We had a lot of confidence coming in. I told them to treat it like a championship but to have read more

We had a lot of confidence coming in. I told them to treat it like a championship but to have fun.

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You clearly have to keep watching this inflation issue. You do have to have some concern that, based on history, read more

You clearly have to keep watching this inflation issue. You do have to have some concern that, based on history, the current amount of economic growth should lead to inflation. But if you talk to companies, it's not happening.

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