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    Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check.

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Were he now to do so, he would forfeit all credibility. If he now said 'Er, I'm not sure I read more

Were he now to do so, he would forfeit all credibility. If he now said 'Er, I'm not sure I was right to do what I've done,' I think people would turn on him. He's set his hand to this particular plough, he's got to complete the furrow.

by Bruce Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I checked with our infectious disease specialist and we've not had any cases here yet. So far so good I read more

I checked with our infectious disease specialist and we've not had any cases here yet. So far so good I guess. We've had a number of people tested who came in with symptoms, but none of those were positive for flu.

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We will keep looking for problems now, so that when we finish this plant it will be safe and it read more

We will keep looking for problems now, so that when we finish this plant it will be safe and it will operate as designed.

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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

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There are a lot of species that have not been seen in the last 10 or 15 years.

There are a lot of species that have not been seen in the last 10 or 15 years.

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I think my dad was most proud of Dick because he never got a big head. And he didn't do read more

I think my dad was most proud of Dick because he never got a big head. And he didn't do a lot of showboating on the field. He just played the game.

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Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom read more

Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

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Time out for tack,

Time out for tack,

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We all depend on Sophie to shoot the ball and score. But I wanted the ball. I was feeling it.

We all depend on Sophie to shoot the ball and score. But I wanted the ball. I was feeling it.

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