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    Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check.

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A lot of substantial psychiatric problems are actually starting and are identifiable much earlier than we ever thought,

A lot of substantial psychiatric problems are actually starting and are identifiable much earlier than we ever thought,

by Adrian Angold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We have never intended to 'cut into the pie' of funding for Indian programs and services,

We have never intended to 'cut into the pie' of funding for Indian programs and services,

by Daniel Akaka Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.

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I'm happy the queen will be here when the government may fall. It's a great civics lesson.

I'm happy the queen will be here when the government may fall. It's a great civics lesson.

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The idea makes you laugh, and you're instantly sympathetic. We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for read more

The idea makes you laugh, and you're instantly sympathetic. We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for the first time. You're terrified, so the idea of a guy so scared he let it get past him is relatable to us.

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He looked like an Italian, was dressed like an Englishman, and had the independent air of an American--a combination which read more

He looked like an Italian, was dressed like an Englishman, and had the independent air of an American--a combination which caused sundry pairs of feminine eyes to look approvingly after him, and sundry dandies in black velvet suits, with rose-colored neckties, buff gloves, and orange flowers in their buttonholes, to shrug their shoulders, and then envy him his inches.

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The universe is laughing behind your back.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

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Who's gonna do your hair, who's gonna do your make-up, the jewelry, the bag, what kind of stockings?

Who's gonna do your hair, who's gonna do your make-up, the jewelry, the bag, what kind of stockings?

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It's good to win, but we need to wrestle better. As a team we didn't wrestle good, but a few read more

It's good to win, but we need to wrestle better. As a team we didn't wrestle good, but a few kids pulled it through.

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