Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

Everyday of my life I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.

Everyday of my life I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.

I was in bed for two days. Today is the first day I've actually eaten or done anything. I felt read more

I was in bed for two days. Today is the first day I've actually eaten or done anything. I felt pretty good on the ice, but I don't have much energy. Hopefully tomorrow I'll feel better and get a good skate in.

If they raise 25 basis points and sound worried about inflation the market may get demoralized,

If they raise 25 basis points and sound worried about inflation the market may get demoralized,

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

This initiative is being financed by Californians who want to try it in Colorado instead of their own backyard.

This initiative is being financed by Californians who want to try it in Colorado instead of their own backyard.

I was surprised at the fact that AXA Financial had spent so much time and money trying to build DLJ, read more

I was surprised at the fact that AXA Financial had spent so much time and money trying to build DLJ, especially build its presence in Europe the last couple of years and now it's pulling the ripcord.

We wonder why we're electing Democrats and Republicans who seem to be more extreme than the average Democrat or Republican, read more

We wonder why we're electing Democrats and Republicans who seem to be more extreme than the average Democrat or Republican, and when they get to the statehouse, they don't seem to talk to one another.