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    I grew up in dirt-poor hillbilly country. We lived this dry-below-the-waist kind of scene. If you were a sensual woman you were in league with that which is un-Christlike. Where I come from, a cockroach is a roach, and a cockerel is a rooster because they can't bring themselves to say cock.

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He's been practicing hard, too. I really don't want to mention it, but wouldn't it be nice if ...

He's been practicing hard, too. I really don't want to mention it, but wouldn't it be nice if ...

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We're not turning our backs on them. We've done a very good job helping them find work. We can't guarantee read more

We're not turning our backs on them. We've done a very good job helping them find work. We can't guarantee 100 percent employment.

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This is the time of year it always happens.

This is the time of year it always happens.

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If I were the judge, I would just continue with the 12 jurors she's got. I think it'd be a read more

If I were the judge, I would just continue with the 12 jurors she's got. I think it'd be a bad mistake to substitute the jurors at this time.

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Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating

Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating

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All politicians are control freaks; they think they own you, ... Crazy mayors want to tax the Internet. If government read more

All politicians are control freaks; they think they own you, ... Crazy mayors want to tax the Internet. If government finds they can't tax the shopkeepers, they'll tax the shoppers.

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Give them all the credit. We didn't execute on offense, especially in the first half.

Give them all the credit. We didn't execute on offense, especially in the first half.

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It was never at the level Buchanan was at. The issue was more that the potential was there, and the read more

It was never at the level Buchanan was at. The issue was more that the potential was there, and the water intrusion was there.

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Judaism lives not in an abstract creed, but in its institutions

Judaism lives not in an abstract creed, but in its institutions

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