Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the read more

Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.

Thy neck is a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in
Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: read more

Thy neck is a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in
Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower
Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.

Gloomy as night he stands.

Gloomy as night he stands.

Think not I am what I appear.

Think not I am what I appear.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.

Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.

Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

All, as they say, that glitters is not gold.

All, as they say, that glitters is not gold.