Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the read more

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's read more

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No, that's trend!'

We're hoping the reconciliation bill does go away. It's becoming very controversial.

We're hoping the reconciliation bill does go away. It's becoming very controversial.

Look at you. You made a hole-in-one.

Look at you. You made a hole-in-one.

He has broken the law and I know that he had a problem of abusing, but inside of him he read more

He has broken the law and I know that he had a problem of abusing, but inside of him he is kind and loving and caring, too, and people who know him well know that.

The London attack is one of the attacks that al-Qaida ... had the honour of carrying out against Zionist, British read more

The London attack is one of the attacks that al-Qaida ... had the honour of carrying out against Zionist, British arrogance.

While this amount may seem large, it pales in comparison to the estimated $100 billion spent each year on bottled read more

While this amount may seem large, it pales in comparison to the estimated $100 billion spent each year on bottled water.

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of read more

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.

We're seeing a tickling of inflation in the pipeline but it's not going to be passed on to the consumer.

We're seeing a tickling of inflation in the pipeline but it's not going to be passed on to the consumer.