It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because read more

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad read more

yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad news. When they flip on the TV, they want to get AWAY from their problems, not hear about people getting thrown overboard tied to their boat anchor or working out so they can strangle innocent kids faster and better.

It would be unconscionable for the Brattleboro Select Board to approve the evacuation plan without including these improvements.

It would be unconscionable for the Brattleboro Select Board to approve the evacuation plan without including these improvements.

We're playing around eight or nine guys per game. We have no big numbers.

We're playing around eight or nine guys per game. We have no big numbers.

It was time I got real aggressive inside. The coaches have been telling me when I get the ball inside, read more

It was time I got real aggressive inside. The coaches have been telling me when I get the ball inside, to score it instead of passing it back outside.

The fumes spread from the construction area into the records office. Several employees reported smelling noxious fumes. Several became lightheaded. read more

The fumes spread from the construction area into the records office. Several employees reported smelling noxious fumes. Several became lightheaded. A few became nauseated.

Now we have a one-game winning streak.

Now we have a one-game winning streak.

He is the strongest hitter in this program, and he has been for the last three years.

He is the strongest hitter in this program, and he has been for the last three years.

It's pretty much a little village down there where everyone knows everyone, so if they can walk into a loo read more

It's pretty much a little village down there where everyone knows everyone, so if they can walk into a loo and buy a condom, it's a lot easier than going to the local shop and buying them, when everyone knows what's going on.