Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense

He'll never change. He thinks he's invincible. I feel sorry for his girlfriend because he will always stray.

He'll never change. He thinks he's invincible. I feel sorry for his girlfriend because he will always stray.

Whether it's a hate crime, that's not the main issue. Somebody shot him to kill him.

Whether it's a hate crime, that's not the main issue. Somebody shot him to kill him.

That's one of those things that is a nightmare. That should never happen.

That's one of those things that is a nightmare. That should never happen.

I don't have any formula for ousting a dictator or building democracy. All I can suggest is to forget about read more

I don't have any formula for ousting a dictator or building democracy. All I can suggest is to forget about yourself and just think of your people. It's always the people who make things happen.

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not read more

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

The most fatal illusion is the narrow point of view. Since life is growth and motion, a fixed point of read more

The most fatal illusion is the narrow point of view. Since life is growth and motion, a fixed point of view kills anybody who has one.

Truest SUCCESS is but the development of self.

Truest SUCCESS is but the development of self.