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    Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to.

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On the surface, she appears to be a monster but in fact she is kind and sweet and misunderstood.

On the surface, she appears to be a monster but in fact she is kind and sweet and misunderstood.

by John August Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We're down 1-0 in a mini playoff series. We'll bounce back. We have to come out hungrier and with more read more

We're down 1-0 in a mini playoff series. We'll bounce back. We have to come out hungrier and with more hustle.

by Dave Allison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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People in their 40s and 50s are saving for their kids and for their retirement. They have the most difficult read more

People in their 40s and 50s are saving for their kids and for their retirement. They have the most difficult time saving because they have the most overhead expenses.

by Lewis Altfest Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable read more

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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From the outside looking in, this team has the potential to win right away, ... I can't wait to get read more

From the outside looking in, this team has the potential to win right away, ... I can't wait to get started. I will hit the round running. I will work very hard.

by Don Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We have more confidence in ourselves. We have seen that hard work pays off. We're not overconfident. Just confident.

We have more confidence in ourselves. We have seen that hard work pays off. We're not overconfident. Just confident.

by Justin Abnee Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The aqueducts are off. The water I have in storage is what I've got.

The aqueducts are off. The water I have in storage is what I've got.

by Gary Arant Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Issues can be addressed without the interference of a third party.

Issues can be addressed without the interference of a third party.

by Jason Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They found holes everywhere. Actually, they didn't have to find holes, because they hit the ball right to us and read more

They found holes everywhere. Actually, they didn't have to find holes, because they hit the ball right to us and we still missed it.

by Gary Apodaca Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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