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    Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to.

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There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for read more

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.

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We think that the new draft document is balanced and mentions the rights of North Korea to peaceful nuclear technology read more

We think that the new draft document is balanced and mentions the rights of North Korea to peaceful nuclear technology and the possibility of building a light water reactor in due time in the future,

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He was the type of player that stood up for his teammates. He's the kind of teammate that you really read more

He was the type of player that stood up for his teammates. He's the kind of teammate that you really respected.

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The popularity comes from the fact that these radio stations play a real broad catalog of music, so they aren't read more

The popularity comes from the fact that these radio stations play a real broad catalog of music, so they aren't as repetitive.

by Alfredo Alonso Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This is an exciting time for the Rockets. He will become one of the great players in NBA history. He's read more

This is an exciting time for the Rockets. He will become one of the great players in NBA history. He's got the size, intelligence, youth, and quickness to be a phenomenal, forceful player in the league.

by Les Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's not the kind of PR you want. We haven't caught many breaks in the last several years.

It's not the kind of PR you want. We haven't caught many breaks in the last several years.

by Harry Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The glacier was God's great plough set at work ages ago to grind, furrow, and knead over, as it were, read more

The glacier was God's great plough set at work ages ago to grind, furrow, and knead over, as it were, the surface of the earth.

by Louis Agassiz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Last game, and this, we've been eaten up by penalties. Don't blame the boys. It's basically coaching.

Last game, and this, we've been eaten up by penalties. Don't blame the boys. It's basically coaching.

by Jason Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's very rare that you get to go up and meet fans and especially at their house and surprise them. read more

It's very rare that you get to go up and meet fans and especially at their house and surprise them. To come and knock on somebody's door is kind of a neat experience.

by Clay Aiken Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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