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    Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to.

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People may be worshiping in a group of 5000 or 10,000.

People may be worshiping in a group of 5000 or 10,000.

by Doug Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Currently there are no agreed-upon definitions. It won't end up apples to apples.

Currently there are no agreed-upon definitions. It won't end up apples to apples.

by Dee Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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His confidence level is sky high. It was that way going into the game. He's taking this team over and read more

His confidence level is sky high. It was that way going into the game. He's taking this team over and he's so much more relaxed.

by Chuck Amato Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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My plan of building from the back continues. I'm very happy that, in Josh, we'll have one of the best read more

My plan of building from the back continues. I'm very happy that, in Josh, we'll have one of the best goalkeepers in the league returning to our team.

by Chris Agnello Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It will be a lot of work.

It will be a lot of work.

by Amanda Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Worldly fame is but a breath of wind that blows now this way, and now that, and changes name as read more

Worldly fame is but a breath of wind that blows now this way, and now that, and changes name as it changes direction.

by Dante Alighieri Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.

Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.

by Isabel Allende Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

by Margaret Atwood Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In my opinion, a master is morally obliged to seize every sort of opportunity and to try to solve the read more

In my opinion, a master is morally obliged to seize every sort of opportunity and to try to solve the problems of the position without fear of some simplifications.

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