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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

by Anonymous Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Who is Michael Owen anyway? What has he ever won in football? He plays for Real Madrid but he is read more

Who is Michael Owen anyway? What has he ever won in football? He plays for Real Madrid but he is always on the bench.

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It's going to be a good experience. He's going to have a press conference [today] as well as the weigh read more

It's going to be a good experience. He's going to have a press conference [today] as well as the weigh in, so he have things to do.

by Cuki Alvarez Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's just stupid and unacceptable to the Mariners. This has sullied the reputation of the Seattle Mariners, and for that read more

It's just stupid and unacceptable to the Mariners. This has sullied the reputation of the Seattle Mariners, and for that it's terribly disappointing. We'll try to eradicate this, and we'll take strong internal action against the transgressors.

by Chuck Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You have a religion, I have a relationship.

You have a religion, I have a relationship.

by Anne Angelelli Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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Every time you win, you're reborn; when you lose, you die a little.

Every time you win, you're reborn; when you lose, you die a little.

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In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and... SNAP! The read more

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and... SNAP! The job's a game!

by Julie Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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