The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

There is a rare exception of mainstream sports that have a fatality rate. That's motor sports and rodeo, ... football, read more

There is a rare exception of mainstream sports that have a fatality rate. That's motor sports and rodeo, ... football, baseball, basketball, hockey, you make a mistake and you give up a run or some points. In these two sports, if you make a mistake, it could cost you your life.

There were some other girls who had some fair performances, but I'm expecting better.

There were some other girls who had some fair performances, but I'm expecting better.

right before you came, I almost completely tipped over like a board -- 'Timber!'

right before you came, I almost completely tipped over like a board -- 'Timber!'

Hopefully this will get over there and, you know, maybe we can find him like we did Jill Carroll.

Hopefully this will get over there and, you know, maybe we can find him like we did Jill Carroll.

It's not a million miles away from rock and roll,

It's not a million miles away from rock and roll,

She's a very, very important part of our program. She really has produced. She has more home runs now than read more

She's a very, very important part of our program. She really has produced. She has more home runs now than in her whole career. She's using the whole field now, hitting home runs to right field and left field.

When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with read more

When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them anyways.

The Registered Traveler Program is a significant step forward in the effort to balance aviation security and traveler convenience. It's read more

The Registered Traveler Program is a significant step forward in the effort to balance aviation security and traveler convenience. It's a win-win proposition for consumers, businesses, airports, airlines and for the government. While travelers enjoy a more relaxing, less time consuming security screening process, the government can focus its security resources on more likely potential threats.