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When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in read more

When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

by Dick Armey Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We make it mandatory: wherever they go, that dog must be with them.

We make it mandatory: wherever they go, that dog must be with them.

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I didn't want that. I wanted a group of other veterans I could talk to or maybe a military doctor read more

I didn't want that. I wanted a group of other veterans I could talk to or maybe a military doctor who was there (Iraq) who can help me out or something.

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Sonny was a no-frills kind of guy. He shot straight from the shoulder. You knew exactly where you stood with read more

Sonny was a no-frills kind of guy. He shot straight from the shoulder. You knew exactly where you stood with him.

by Michael Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The concert was all about raising awareness, but Peter looked like he was having trouble raising his own awareness - read more

The concert was all about raising awareness, but Peter looked like he was having trouble raising his own awareness - he looked wasted,

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and everything after that is just cost savings.

and everything after that is just cost savings.

by Ed Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Prior to Marilyn Monroe, a star's life was hidden from the public. But now, instead of a glossy ideal, we read more

Prior to Marilyn Monroe, a star's life was hidden from the public. But now, instead of a glossy ideal, we see celebrity's ugly messes, including their drug and alcohol abuse, which, for many who admire these people, translates into a very dangerous message.

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Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

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I've never done this before. This is the best feeling in the world.

I've never done this before. This is the best feeling in the world.

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