Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, read more

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

But every thyng which schyneth as the gold,
Nis nat gold, as that I have herd it told.

But every thyng which schyneth as the gold,
Nis nat gold, as that I have herd it told.

Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it is wise to affect ignorance. - read more

Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it is wise to affect ignorance. - The Art of Worldy Wisdom, 1647.

All that glisters is not gold.

All that glisters is not gold.

Hyt is not al golde that glareth.

Hyt is not al golde that glareth.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

I dress for women and I undress for men.