I'd be under the nearest table the second I felt the first shudder.

I'd be under the nearest table the second I felt the first shudder.

You can have a set list and program the whole show, ... but if it's not working, it's not working. read more

You can have a set list and program the whole show, ... but if it's not working, it's not working. You need to be able to adjust your set and be flexible.

None can less afford to delay than the aged sinner. Now is the time. Now or never. You have, as read more

None can less afford to delay than the aged sinner. Now is the time. Now or never. You have, as it were, one foot already in the grave. Your opportunities will soon be over. Strive, then, I entreat you, to enter in at the strait gate.

Lent is a time of prayer, but not for gloomy faces. Some people choose to give things up, but that's read more

Lent is a time of prayer, but not for gloomy faces. Some people choose to give things up, but that's a matter of personal piety. Many parishioners choose to add something, like prayer or extra worship services, or take on a cause.

I picked up some software and some books and got online, ... and there were all these Danni Ashe pictures read more

I picked up some software and some books and got online, ... and there were all these Danni Ashe pictures all over the newsgroup. I started striking up conversations with people, saying, 'Hey, you know, hi, I'm Danni. Where'd you get that picture?'

For them to begin to see ACS as a more positive presence in the communities -- that's huge progress. We read more

For them to begin to see ACS as a more positive presence in the communities -- that's huge progress. We sit now right on the cusp of losing that if we're not careful.

Come Tuesday morning, everybody's going to be here working. As soon as the insurance company gives us the OK, we're read more

Come Tuesday morning, everybody's going to be here working. As soon as the insurance company gives us the OK, we're going to go ahead and rebuild. We should have a slight transition for our customers and our help.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

We had a step in the right direction, but I don't accept moral victories or anything like that.

We had a step in the right direction, but I don't accept moral victories or anything like that.