My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

It was a big win because today we found a way to win.

It was a big win because today we found a way to win.

Our emergency preparedness is always an ongoing priority. We're constantly working on it at the Clinic and drills like these read more

Our emergency preparedness is always an ongoing priority. We're constantly working on it at the Clinic and drills like these help us work even closer with the emergency agencies to build a closer, more effective relationship.

I'd like to have a situation where Coach Chavis and Coach Slade say I want you to be on the read more

I'd like to have a situation where Coach Chavis and Coach Slade say I want you to be on the best receiver and lock him down, stay on him the whole game, don't let him touch the ball, smother him.

Morgan does that basically every game. We put her on their point guard and we tell her to pressure without read more

Morgan does that basically every game. We put her on their point guard and we tell her to pressure without fouling, play good defense. When she does that, it puts the ball in someone else's hands that's possibly not used to bringing it up and it kind of throws their momentum off. She does a great job. Without her, we wouldn't be the team we are.

First, have a conference with the teacher and from there the parent or the teacher can determine the next step.

First, have a conference with the teacher and from there the parent or the teacher can determine the next step.

I'll be home in 15 minutes. Call me back in 15 minutes.

I'll be home in 15 minutes. Call me back in 15 minutes.

We've had over 100 calls from kids or parents. We've had 12 informational sessions in all three cities in the read more

We've had over 100 calls from kids or parents. We've had 12 informational sessions in all three cities in the past one or two months, so applications are coming in every day. We have 30 spots left to offer in the first class. If people are interested in applying, now is definitely the time.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, read more

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!