Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.

I think we'll garner even more interest and research dollars working with people on campus and around the world once read more

I think we'll garner even more interest and research dollars working with people on campus and around the world once they see what we can do here.

We were together almost every day this summer. Between weightlifting and practices and the camps, we all really got to read more

We were together almost every day this summer. Between weightlifting and practices and the camps, we all really got to know each other and become good friends.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

The same goes for the sausage. I buy it freshly ground and seasoned—but with absolutely no unwanted preservatives added—from a read more

The same goes for the sausage. I buy it freshly ground and seasoned—but with absolutely no unwanted preservatives added—from a local butcher shop, and freeze it (three-quarters of a pound per container) in pint cartons.

I don't want people to miss this wonderful show by these imaginative and talented young artists.

I don't want people to miss this wonderful show by these imaginative and talented young artists.

We're always looking for a way to enhance service.

We're always looking for a way to enhance service.

He who survives will see the outcome.

He who survives will see the outcome.