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All I saw was this black thing, and I couldn't understand what it was. When I hit it, I thought read more

All I saw was this black thing, and I couldn't understand what it was. When I hit it, I thought it should have been bigger because it was big hit. It moved the car, and the steering wheel. I had nothing at the end, and I'm sure Scott pushed it just as hard as me. This race was really tough, but it was for the championship and this was a win we really, really wanted.

by Max Angelelli Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

by Jonathan Ames Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

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Turkey and Croatia are naturally separated topics, conditions were given for both of them, ... The council of foreign ministers read more

Turkey and Croatia are naturally separated topics, conditions were given for both of them, ... The council of foreign ministers will decide objectively based on these conditions.

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It gave me chills. The men carrying Jesus and the women carrying Mary, and I'm not even Catholic.

It gave me chills. The men carrying Jesus and the women carrying Mary, and I'm not even Catholic.

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I grew up on a farm so I thought driving a fire truck would be like handling a grain truck. read more

I grew up on a farm so I thought driving a fire truck would be like handling a grain truck. But the first time I was behind the wheel of a fire truck, I was awestruck by the responsibility. Sure you can run a stoplight, but you have to make sure the intersection is clear before you do. That's when I realized each level you reach in the fire department brings on new responsibility. And there are more people under your wing.

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Written poetry is worth reading once, and then should be destroyed. Let the dead poets make way for others. Then read more

Written poetry is worth reading once, and then should be destroyed. Let the dead poets make way for others. Then we might even come to see that it is our veneration for what has already been created, however beautiful and valid it may be, that petrifies us.

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There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); read more

There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it.

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Half of my fun is procuring (sculpture materials), getting (them) back here and seeing what fits together.

Half of my fun is procuring (sculpture materials), getting (them) back here and seeing what fits together.

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