American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the read more

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.

It is easier to influence strong than weak characters in life

It is easier to influence strong than weak characters in life

If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to read more

If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.

It's absolutely outrageous. It's not going to help people lose weight. It's junk science.

It's absolutely outrageous. It's not going to help people lose weight. It's junk science.

As you get bigger and your customer base gets as older, you're forced to become stodgy and conservative.

As you get bigger and your customer base gets as older, you're forced to become stodgy and conservative.

I did a thing on Malcolm in the Middle which I loved.

I did a thing on Malcolm in the Middle which I loved.

We faced one of the best pitchers in the country today, a tremendous competitor and a class act, and he read more

We faced one of the best pitchers in the country today, a tremendous competitor and a class act, and he was magnificent. It was a great college baseball game. We made it interesting in the ninth, but we were just too far in the hole at that point.

It's better to try, no matter how awkward you feel, than not to try it at all. Would you rather read more

It's better to try, no matter how awkward you feel, than not to try it at all. Would you rather deal with the consequences or the prevention?