Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.

Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.

Your pianos travel with you. So does your manager. You have no time for girls. Your manager sees to it read more

Your pianos travel with you. So does your manager. You have no time for girls. Your manager sees to it that no young predatory females get very far.

One fourth of the money stays here in Zanesville, going to Christ Table and the Salvation Army. The other three-fourth's read more

One fourth of the money stays here in Zanesville, going to Christ Table and the Salvation Army. The other three-fourth's goes wherever it is needed in this country and in the world.

I'm glad they've been able to pull together after consolidation. It seems like they have good teachers at both middle read more

I'm glad they've been able to pull together after consolidation. It seems like they have good teachers at both middle schools.

He probably just collapsed and never got up.

He probably just collapsed and never got up.

We just happened to make the last play. If the game lasts another minute, (Missouri State) wins. That's just how read more

We just happened to make the last play. If the game lasts another minute, (Missouri State) wins. That's just how this game was.

A lot of guys have been here for a while and we haven't done anything. Coach Collier said he's tired read more

A lot of guys have been here for a while and we haven't done anything. Coach Collier said he's tired of waiting and we're tired, too.

There's my education in computers, right there; this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book.

There's my education in computers, right there; this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book.

This is awesome. Everybody gets excited about this. It makes digging in all that mud worthwhile.

This is awesome. Everybody gets excited about this. It makes digging in all that mud worthwhile.