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    Try to keep order and security so that there will not be any negative side effects. Try to be polite ... and avoid scuffles as befits a revolutionary Iranian Muslim.

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Trapeze High Club. It's the best way to get high.

Trapeze High Club. It's the best way to get high.

by David Ayers Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Tears are the summer showers to the soul.

Tears are the summer showers to the soul.

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I have never participated directly or indirectly in any business related to the United Nations.

I have never participated directly or indirectly in any business related to the United Nations.

by Kojo Annan Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Ooh, that was just a little phase (smashing plates to relieve pain). I don't do that any more but it read more

Ooh, that was just a little phase (smashing plates to relieve pain). I don't do that any more but it was good fun, a release. I recommend it to everybody. That's as long as you're not hurting anybody. And find a place where you're not going to be in the way of anything. Oh and don't destroy anything valuable that you'll regret later.

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yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad read more

yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad news. When they flip on the TV, they want to get AWAY from their problems, not hear about people getting thrown overboard tied to their boat anchor or working out so they can strangle innocent kids faster and better.

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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.

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You're not going to be a superman every time you go out onto the field.

You're not going to be a superman every time you go out onto the field.

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I think it was the first time in our society that they noticed on the presidential level that there are read more

I think it was the first time in our society that they noticed on the presidential level that there are also some forces other than the authorities, business and political parties.

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The education of the doctor which goes on after he has his degree is, after all, the most important part read more

The education of the doctor which goes on after he has his degree is, after all, the most important part of his education.

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