Good things, when short, are twice as good.

Good things, when short, are twice as good.

I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.

I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.

You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.

You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.

What I've tried to tell them is that it's an acknowledgement of their hard work, but not to let it read more

What I've tried to tell them is that it's an acknowledgement of their hard work, but not to let it go to their heads. They still have to go out and work hard every single day in order to maintain it.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to read more

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

The last, lonely trailing indicator of the business cycle.

The last, lonely trailing indicator of the business cycle.

worked together as effectively as the terrorists do.

worked together as effectively as the terrorists do.

To be honest, we've had no complaints from people with disabilities about being unable to vote with our current voting read more

To be honest, we've had no complaints from people with disabilities about being unable to vote with our current voting system.

When we lost power to that whole computer room, the UPS didn't kick in like it should. Apparently, the batteries read more

When we lost power to that whole computer room, the UPS didn't kick in like it should. Apparently, the batteries in the UPS systems were not sufficiently strong enough.