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    Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.

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Of the people who were at that board meeting, can I see a show of hands of those who heard read more

Of the people who were at that board meeting, can I see a show of hands of those who heard her cuss me out?

by Kim Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Protests demonstrate our marvelous democratic system.

Protests demonstrate our marvelous democratic system.

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Yes, and we've already taken all the classes and shots.

Yes, and we've already taken all the classes and shots.

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That was funny, ... I started laughing immediately. It's always been fun coming to BU and playing here. So, to read more

That was funny, ... I started laughing immediately. It's always been fun coming to BU and playing here. So, to do it now and have those fans behind me one more time, it was pretty fun.

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Many people died from no water and no food.

Many people died from no water and no food.

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In principle, there are no problems.

In principle, there are no problems.

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We then resorted to watching them through a telescope and marked the places where they landed to pick up sample read more

We then resorted to watching them through a telescope and marked the places where they landed to pick up sample droppings for viral tests.

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Does he honestly believe that his constituents would prefer to see him lounging about in the Big Brother House rather read more

Does he honestly believe that his constituents would prefer to see him lounging about in the Big Brother House rather than debating issues as serious as equality?

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The kids were terrific. They were excited about the activities, they learned so much and they made a lot of read more

The kids were terrific. They were excited about the activities, they learned so much and they made a lot of connections about what they are learning in the classroom.

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