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    Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.

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We want to take care of this as soon as possible. We know that we messed up, and we want read more

We want to take care of this as soon as possible. We know that we messed up, and we want to move on. As of today, we will follow whatever the state guidelines are for off-season practice. As of today, you won't see us anywhere near a football until May 1.

by Larry Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's not just a rinky-dink street-fest lineup.

It's not just a rinky-dink street-fest lineup.

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When I arrived in London 11 years ago, restaurant service was terrible. It's getting better every year. Americans tend to read more

When I arrived in London 11 years ago, restaurant service was terrible. It's getting better every year. Americans tend to be over-the-top about complaining.

by Kris Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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April can be a violent month.

April can be a violent month.

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At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest read more

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.

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Our expectations are always high. They are learning how to win, and I feel like they'll do that in the read more

Our expectations are always high. They are learning how to win, and I feel like they'll do that in the second round, because they are playing with such confidence right now and that makes a difference.

by Kip Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We ran out of gas yesterday afternoon sometime, ... I have no idea when we're getting more.

We ran out of gas yesterday afternoon sometime, ... I have no idea when we're getting more.

by Michael Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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After the game against Finland I wished them luck. Hopefully they win and bring the gold to Buffalo.

After the game against Finland I wished them luck. Hopefully they win and bring the gold to Buffalo.

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Brittany is our best closer. We're glad she's back. I thought tonight we came out in the first half afraid read more

Brittany is our best closer. We're glad she's back. I thought tonight we came out in the first half afraid to make mistakes and sat back and watched things happen.

by Ken Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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