I have two shoe boxes full of stuff. And that doesn't include half of what I have received. I threw read more

I have two shoe boxes full of stuff. And that doesn't include half of what I have received. I threw a lot of stuff away.

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of read more

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.

You bring the personality with you wherever you go. So in the past we were at York Cinema and we read more

You bring the personality with you wherever you go. So in the past we were at York Cinema and we loved to be there and it did have a great old personality.

We don't seem to play well in the opening game of doubleheaders. Our destiny is in our hands. If we read more

We don't seem to play well in the opening game of doubleheaders. Our destiny is in our hands. If we win, we still have a chance to win the district championship.

I just want us to be known as a football team, ... A program.

I just want us to be known as a football team, ... A program.

I think I might have to cruise into Barrington tomorrow morning, ... and put a banana in his tailpipe.

I think I might have to cruise into Barrington tomorrow morning, ... and put a banana in his tailpipe.

In a purely technical sense, each species of higher organism is richer in information than a Caravaggio painting, Bach fugue, read more

In a purely technical sense, each species of higher organism is richer in information than a Caravaggio painting, Bach fugue, or any other great work of art.

This has been a special group of seniors that has accomplished a lot. One of the things missing from their read more

This has been a special group of seniors that has accomplished a lot. One of the things missing from their resume is a win over Navy. That's a huge void they would like to fill in.

For goodness' sake, why elevate AIDS over cancer? She shouldn't have filled out that questionnaire at all, ... President Bush read more

For goodness' sake, why elevate AIDS over cancer? She shouldn't have filled out that questionnaire at all, ... President Bush is asking us to have faith in things unseen. We only have that kind of faith in God.