The universe is laughing behind your back.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

We're not sure who are No. 2 is going to be. As of now, we're just calling him Johnny All-Staff.

We're not sure who are No. 2 is going to be. As of now, we're just calling him Johnny All-Staff.

We don't know why the numbers are up. There hasn't been any apparent growth in the county, yet some of read more

We don't know why the numbers are up. There hasn't been any apparent growth in the county, yet some of the enrollment figures have grown and we aren't sure why.

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, read more

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally for money.

It was on the outside corner,

It was on the outside corner,

No seat is more than eight seats from the stage.

No seat is more than eight seats from the stage.

All share complicity in the destruction of that much under-rated phenomenon called liberty.

All share complicity in the destruction of that much under-rated phenomenon called liberty.

She's like my baby. If I leave her alone for a few hours, she gets angry.

She's like my baby. If I leave her alone for a few hours, she gets angry.

I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime read more

I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime I am aware that no man living knows better than I do the habits of our birds.