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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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I take the blame for this one. Being a senior, I should be able to do more. . . . read more

I take the blame for this one. Being a senior, I should be able to do more. . . . I'm not blaming it on that one possession (where he lost it). We were up in the first half and in the second half we didn't jump on them. I don't blame one play. Mistakes happen.

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He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again.

He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again.

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It's critical that as the host nation, Canadian athletes have spectacular results.

It's critical that as the host nation, Canadian athletes have spectacular results.

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You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Albert Einstein -Irish proverb.

You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Albert Einstein -Irish proverb.

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We don't get a lot of pub. We're not in the media, we're not in the papers, so people figure read more

We don't get a lot of pub. We're not in the media, we're not in the papers, so people figure we're just sneaking by, getting lucky and winning games.

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I don't think the last goal was the point where things changed. I shouldn't have taken the two minutes, and read more

I don't think the last goal was the point where things changed. I shouldn't have taken the two minutes, and I should have stopped more pucks.

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This was our first time.

This was our first time.

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Superbly marketed, Pearl Harbor is the very model of a modern blockbuster. Will it matter that almost nothing about its read more

Superbly marketed, Pearl Harbor is the very model of a modern blockbuster. Will it matter that almost nothing about its human drama rings true?

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That's all got to be cleaned up. The stock market's going to struggle until that happens, and the economy at read more

That's all got to be cleaned up. The stock market's going to struggle until that happens, and the economy at large will feel like it's moving through molasses, even though it will be moving forward.

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