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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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At the beginning of the twentieth century, every single leading Muslim intellectual was in love with the west, and wanted read more

At the beginning of the twentieth century, every single leading Muslim intellectual was in love with the west, and wanted their countries to look just like Britain and France.

by Karen Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Refugees are given shelter in the country and they should confine themselves to being refugees and should not start any read more

Refugees are given shelter in the country and they should confine themselves to being refugees and should not start any political agitation,

by Aziz Ahmad Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Last week was the most consistent they've been. They were coming off the ball every play and controlling the line read more

Last week was the most consistent they've been. They were coming off the ball every play and controlling the line of scrimmage and we need them to do that again to allow our linebackers to make plays.

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Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm read more

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm confused.

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There is no way Maine?s working families can afford this rate hike.

There is no way Maine?s working families can afford this rate hike.

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They have no idea what's going on in industry.

They have no idea what's going on in industry.

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A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

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The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

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It'll keep the tensions down.

It'll keep the tensions down.

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