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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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We told the guys coming in that their pressure was going to be the key and fourth quarter their pressure read more

We told the guys coming in that their pressure was going to be the key and fourth quarter their pressure got to our guards and we didn't get the ball inside like we did the first three quarters.

by John Artinger Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We did not get enough time to negotiate or to make any efforts for his safe return. Everything happened very read more

We did not get enough time to negotiate or to make any efforts for his safe return. Everything happened very quickly, giving us very little time to react.

by Manish Agarwal Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If we get rain, things could really perk up and look good.

If we get rain, things could really perk up and look good.

by Kirk Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's nice have to have a name for the park. We've just been calling it the old bridge approach. It read more

It's nice have to have a name for the park. We've just been calling it the old bridge approach. It will be a nice addition to the park system in a real visible area.

by Chris Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This is the girl next door. Her hair color is high-maintenance, but she's totally comfortable pulling it back, putting on read more

This is the girl next door. Her hair color is high-maintenance, but she's totally comfortable pulling it back, putting on a ball cap or beret as the all-American girl-on-the-go. She's totally sweet, fun loving ... she probably bakes cookies. Guaranteed, her cell phone rings off the hook.

by Colleen Abrie Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If anyone is involved in the trade of selling and buying firearms, they have to obtain a federal firearms license. read more

If anyone is involved in the trade of selling and buying firearms, they have to obtain a federal firearms license. That is the law of the land today, so to say that there's a loophole is disingenuous.

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My ultimate goal is to make this the destination of choice for elite athletes that are able to get into read more

My ultimate goal is to make this the destination of choice for elite athletes that are able to get into Ivy League schools. That's a pretty lofty goal and it's going to take a lot of time and work.

by Keith Allain Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The jury thought he was guilty based on the evidence.

The jury thought he was guilty based on the evidence.

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You won't notice the top models in the show. You won't be able to recognize them. ... It's about having read more

You won't notice the top models in the show. You won't be able to recognize them. ... It's about having this one concept, this one woman.

by Giorgio Armani Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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