Plus those guys don't have mascots.

Plus those guys don't have mascots.

I can picture guys sitting out in their yard, working in their yard, bending over to plant some trees or read more

I can picture guys sitting out in their yard, working in their yard, bending over to plant some trees or something, and half their crack shows, ... I mean, that's kind of one of the things that drew me into the song. The song talks about things that I grew up experiencing.

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

They are very mobile if they don't like it. We've put them 30 miles away, and, eventually, they are in read more

They are very mobile if they don't like it. We've put them 30 miles away, and, eventually, they are in a farm that doesn't want them.

I think I could be an impact player this season, ... When I'm out on the field, I'm not scared read more

I think I could be an impact player this season, ... When I'm out on the field, I'm not scared of anyone. I'm just going to move the ball -- boom-boom , one-touch, two-touch -- and when the right time comes and I've got somebody one-on-one, I'll take him. But I'm not always going to have the greatest game of my life. There's going to be games when I absolutely suck. That happens to everybody. So it'll be up to me to regroup and try to find a way to bounce back.

It's not a shortage of money -- that's just an excuse. It's just a sloppy system.

It's not a shortage of money -- that's just an excuse. It's just a sloppy system.

That's her role [as a scorer]. She was on fire.

That's her role [as a scorer]. She was on fire.

I did a thing on Malcolm in the Middle which I loved.

I did a thing on Malcolm in the Middle which I loved.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.