When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no read more

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

The system he (President Hosni Mubarak) is recommending would make it virtually impossible for truly independent parties to participate. Sham read more

The system he (President Hosni Mubarak) is recommending would make it virtually impossible for truly independent parties to participate. Sham democracy should be exposed for what it truly is,

I've been doing silly voices since I was a child.

I've been doing silly voices since I was a child.

The importance of controlling bacteria in the home is no different than in the professional setting. We believe consumers should read more

The importance of controlling bacteria in the home is no different than in the professional setting. We believe consumers should be assured that the products they are using are the most effective available.

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at it destination full of hope.

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at it destination full of hope.

They never, ever stop playing hard no matter what. I couldn't be more proud of everything they've accomplished.

They never, ever stop playing hard no matter what. I couldn't be more proud of everything they've accomplished.

It is still not as fast as today's silicon chips, but we can make it orders of magnitude better. We read more

It is still not as fast as today's silicon chips, but we can make it orders of magnitude better. We have a very clear picture of how to move on. Developing the first car is much harder than making a car that can go faster.

We're just pleased with these kids. We've played some good competition and played them tough. We've won the last two read more

We're just pleased with these kids. We've played some good competition and played them tough. We've won the last two games. We're improving each and every day. It's been a real pleasure to work with them. For this group, that's a nice win.

We are very confident that those extremists will also fail to disrupt and derail voting day. The Afghans will not read more

We are very confident that those extremists will also fail to disrupt and derail voting day. The Afghans will not let anyone stop them from participating in this election.