It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space read more

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

They switched everything and denied passes and did a good job of taking away what we wanted to do. We read more

They switched everything and denied passes and did a good job of taking away what we wanted to do. We just played a lot harder when we were playing well.

We got blamed for penalty after penalty after penalty.

We got blamed for penalty after penalty after penalty.

It's just stupid and unacceptable to the Mariners. This has sullied the reputation of the Seattle Mariners, and for that read more

It's just stupid and unacceptable to the Mariners. This has sullied the reputation of the Seattle Mariners, and for that it's terribly disappointing. We'll try to eradicate this, and we'll take strong internal action against the transgressors.

I'm pretty hopeful that the public will be favorable to it this time because we have had some comments that read more

I'm pretty hopeful that the public will be favorable to it this time because we have had some comments that the lily pads are getting to be too much.

In the long run, crowding out tends to mitigate the effects of fiscal policy.

In the long run, crowding out tends to mitigate the effects of fiscal policy.

Because of last year's surprise, the company decided to go ahead and manufacture extra doses.

Because of last year's surprise, the company decided to go ahead and manufacture extra doses.

I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves.

I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.