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    I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

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They're working on this, but weren't hired specifically for it.

They're working on this, but weren't hired specifically for it.

by Ed Adler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I like Wagner's music much better than anybody's. It's so loud that one can talk the whole time without people read more

I like Wagner's music much better than anybody's. It's so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing you.

by Bob Marley Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Business Objects is known for the excellence of both its business intelligence applications and its exceptional customer support organization. With read more

Business Objects is known for the excellence of both its business intelligence applications and its exceptional customer support organization. With an industry leading product platform and a growing customer base, the need to continue to deliver exceptional customer service is paramount. We are delighted that Business Objects has selected Knova's service resolution management applications for customer service and look forward to a strong partnership.

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We had a big turnout in Winnipeg but the point of this event is to showcase the Ricoh Coliseum to read more

We had a big turnout in Winnipeg but the point of this event is to showcase the Ricoh Coliseum to hockey fans in this city and the rest of Ontario. I think we'll sell out that beautiful building both nights (for the skills competition and game).

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We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

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Huge amounts of money have disappeared. In return we got nothing but scraps of metal,

Huge amounts of money have disappeared. In return we got nothing but scraps of metal,

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I've learned that you'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged read more

I've learned that you'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.

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Whether you're working at McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, there's really no sex appeal to that kind of job.

Whether you're working at McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, there's really no sex appeal to that kind of job.

by Joseph Anthony Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You have to look at (sex) in the appropriate context. Because we are a Catholic university we tend to look read more

You have to look at (sex) in the appropriate context. Because we are a Catholic university we tend to look at it more as a Catholic issue than a social issue, but now we're starting to see how this Catholic issue fits into the larger social issue.

by Courtney Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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