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    I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

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We've got to bounce back. This game does not end our season.

We've got to bounce back. This game does not end our season.

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The absurdity of it gets played out in the day-to-day lives of Border Patrol agents. Everybody knows somebody [in the read more

The absurdity of it gets played out in the day-to-day lives of Border Patrol agents. Everybody knows somebody [in the U.S. illegally] who has some kind of relationship with a Border Patrol agent. Either someone in their family is married to one, or they're sleeping with one. People's lives are very complicated and intertwined and they're not very clear-cut.

by Jennifer Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We haven't gone out too early with our marketing message, and we timed our message with vehicle availability in our read more

We haven't gone out too early with our marketing message, and we timed our message with vehicle availability in our showroom. We are trying to manage our customers' expectations.

by Matt Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

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He made an unbelievable recovery (to get on the green) from where he was sometimes you get the breaks and read more

He made an unbelievable recovery (to get on the green) from where he was sometimes you get the breaks and sometimes you don't. That's golf. I couldn't be prouder of Rob and the rest of the entire team. Six under on this course is absolutely phenomenal. Nobody else was under par and we've got some tremendous golfers in this conference.

by Kyle Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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While the operating results are disappointing, we made significant progress toward executing our strategic plans during the quarter.

While the operating results are disappointing, we made significant progress toward executing our strategic plans during the quarter.

by Gil Amelio Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a 100 percent shot, an explosive shot as opposed to a smooth, rhythmical timing of the leg. It's like read more

It's a 100 percent shot, an explosive shot as opposed to a smooth, rhythmical timing of the leg. It's like hitting all out on a driver as opposed to putting a ball.

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When John finishes his current suspension, if he is serious about becoming a referee, it might give him a greater read more

When John finishes his current suspension, if he is serious about becoming a referee, it might give him a greater appreciation of the difficulties that go with the job.

by Graham Annesley Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

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