Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.

Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.

They're primarily in the business of pulling oil out of the ground, so it's generally a benefit to them,

They're primarily in the business of pulling oil out of the ground, so it's generally a benefit to them,

I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime read more

I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime I am aware that no man living knows better than I do the habits of our birds.

If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.

If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.

It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their read more

It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.

You never want to string a game like that together, but it shows so much composure.

You never want to string a game like that together, but it shows so much composure.

But all (underclassmen) have a little chip on their shoulder. I don't know what happens in middle school, but they read more

But all (underclassmen) have a little chip on their shoulder. I don't know what happens in middle school, but they get to high school and they think they know everything.

I had no idea where these kids at a small private college in the San Fernando Valley were coming from, read more

I had no idea where these kids at a small private college in the San Fernando Valley were coming from, why they were coming to hear me, or what they needed to know.

I had just no power.

I had just no power.