That is going to take me two-and-a-half hours - so instead of a nice meal I'm going to be stuck read more

That is going to take me two-and-a-half hours - so instead of a nice meal I'm going to be stuck with beans on toast.

I told her after the race if the male jockeys ever give her a roasting again she can truthfully say read more

I told her after the race if the male jockeys ever give her a roasting again she can truthfully say she can beat them with a leg in the air.

Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.

Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.

This is the light at the end of the tunnel,

This is the light at the end of the tunnel,

It was a real shock, and I felt bad for his wife and family. I've known his wife since we read more

It was a real shock, and I felt bad for his wife and family. I've known his wife since we were babies.

Crude gained a lot last week and we are giving some of that back. The U.S. led a large attack read more

Crude gained a lot last week and we are giving some of that back. The U.S. led a large attack in Iraq last week, one that wasn't unprecedented, but the media got a hold of it and the market reacted.

The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation. The hand is the cutting edge of the mind.

The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation. The hand is the cutting edge of the mind.

The emergency we face in the Horn today is the result of successive seasons of failed rains. Consequently, pastoralists living read more

The emergency we face in the Horn today is the result of successive seasons of failed rains. Consequently, pastoralists living in these arid, remote lands have very few survival strategies left and require our assistance to make it through until the next rains.

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a read more

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.