I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew read more

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

My bottom line is that if the U.S. government just stands on the autopilot, just on the current trim line read more

My bottom line is that if the U.S. government just stands on the autopilot, just on the current trim line ... I think that it is more likely than not that we will see a nuclear bomb exploding in one of our cities in less than a decade.

The social being for the more inexperienced players.

The social being for the more inexperienced players.

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

So I had all the names, three names, and that's good to have on a soap.

So I had all the names, three names, and that's good to have on a soap.

But there was not a job that could say that Luther Allison didn't do his job.

But there was not a job that could say that Luther Allison didn't do his job.

We're seeing the benefits of an experienced group and a group that's known each other for a long time. Some read more

We're seeing the benefits of an experienced group and a group that's known each other for a long time. Some of them have been here since middle school, so they're comfortable with and trust each other.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.