Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.

Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.

I knew it was the end of the game and that's what you have to do to win. You don't read more

I knew it was the end of the game and that's what you have to do to win. You don't stop playing until there are zeros on the clock. It was an effort play and I know that's a big thing around here.

That's what seniors are for, to win a ballgame for you.

That's what seniors are for, to win a ballgame for you.

You ask me for a name to pull out the hat to replace Gibbs if he gets seriously injured tomorrow. read more

You ask me for a name to pull out the hat to replace Gibbs if he gets seriously injured tomorrow. Not one name jumps out at you, because there hasn't been a guy that has actually stood up and put his hand up.

Written poetry is worth reading once, and then should be destroyed. Let the dead poets make way for others. Then read more

Written poetry is worth reading once, and then should be destroyed. Let the dead poets make way for others. Then we might even come to see that it is our veneration for what has already been created, however beautiful and valid it may be, that petrifies us.

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up read more

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.

Playing against that type of speed, we learned that we can move the ball if we execute. We've just got read more

Playing against that type of speed, we learned that we can move the ball if we execute. We've just got to be more fundamentally sound on the defensive side of the ball.