Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

A lot of middle-class black people think that the Democrats have nothing new to say about race, that their ideas read more

A lot of middle-class black people think that the Democrats have nothing new to say about race, that their ideas are bankrupt, and that the party basically takes their loyalty for granted, ... Then the Republicans start coming around - and we're like the lonely girl standing against the wall at a dance. Even if you know it's lip service, you feel receptive, just because somebody has bothered to come over and pay attention to you.

We want to be off the bottom by then,

We want to be off the bottom by then,

My life goal was for me to reach out to the needy,

My life goal was for me to reach out to the needy,

The problem with the Capitol Theater is it was built for movies, there's no backstage area. Now, all of our read more

The problem with the Capitol Theater is it was built for movies, there's no backstage area. Now, all of our backstage, all of our dressing rooms, everything like that will be in the other building. The restrooms will be in the other building, plus the concessions will be there.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

(The school committee) needs to see the death rack that we have to go through.

(The school committee) needs to see the death rack that we have to go through.

She wasn't expected to live the first week.

She wasn't expected to live the first week.

The impact will be very minimal. I doubt there's that many (Delaware County residents) working for Delphi in Anderson now.

The impact will be very minimal. I doubt there's that many (Delaware County residents) working for Delphi in Anderson now.