Right from the beginning, ... he said, 'You should do all your routines in that voice.' And I said, 'But read more

Right from the beginning, ... he said, 'You should do all your routines in that voice.' And I said, 'But I can't stand that voice.' And he said, 'But it's funny. It makes people laugh.'

So from that standpoint, it didn't seem weird to me at all. I think it's interesting and obviously audiences do, read more

So from that standpoint, it didn't seem weird to me at all. I think it's interesting and obviously audiences do, too ... I think there is a sort of emptiness in our look at life in general lately, and think this is a way to explore that.

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can’t recall it, forget read more

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can’t recall it, forget it).

He is one really tough guy.

He is one really tough guy.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

Most of our funding goes to organizations and is then used to leverage the private sector.

Most of our funding goes to organizations and is then used to leverage the private sector.

It's sad because it came back to haunt me this year, ... I came back from a wrist injury and read more

It's sad because it came back to haunt me this year, ... I came back from a wrist injury and a shoulder injury, so it's hard.

Telling lies does not work in advertising.

Telling lies does not work in advertising.