I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going read more

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.

There are a lot of ways to check her story out and that's what we have been telling people. She read more

There are a lot of ways to check her story out and that's what we have been telling people. She didn't do anything wrong.

They believe in their heart of hearts that their comprehensive plan is going to do more than Hilton's $70 per read more

They believe in their heart of hearts that their comprehensive plan is going to do more than Hilton's $70 per share.

You miss your pitches some times -- that is part of the game, ... I've missed a lot of pitches read more

You miss your pitches some times -- that is part of the game, ... I've missed a lot of pitches this year.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

The threat to this process doesn't come from the weapons of the IRA (Irish Republican Army) which are silenced.

The threat to this process doesn't come from the weapons of the IRA (Irish Republican Army) which are silenced.

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom.

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom.

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.