Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, read more

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.

Occasionally, the chef gets creative and comes up with a new one.

Occasionally, the chef gets creative and comes up with a new one.

I have never thought that you could obtain the extremely clumpy, heterogeneous universe we have today, strongly affected by plasma read more

I have never thought that you could obtain the extremely clumpy, heterogeneous universe we have today, strongly affected by plasma processes, from the smooth, homogeneous one of the Big Bang, dominated by gravitation.

I just don't know how you make people get along,

I just don't know how you make people get along,

Right now there is no sense of urgency and no accountability. When we tell people that they are planning for read more

Right now there is no sense of urgency and no accountability. When we tell people that they are planning for the evacuation of only 20 percent of the people, they sign the petition right away.

Therefore, ... I stress again to you and to all your brothers the need to direct the political action equally read more

Therefore, ... I stress again to you and to all your brothers the need to direct the political action equally with the military action, by the alliance, cooperation and gathering of all leaders of opinion and influence in the Iraqi arena.

At least in a food-and-sustenance sense, we've always taken what we put into our bodies in a fairly serious light.

At least in a food-and-sustenance sense, we've always taken what we put into our bodies in a fairly serious light.

I understand his decision as much as I hate to see him leave. He's a fine man, and I just read more

I understand his decision as much as I hate to see him leave. He's a fine man, and I just can't say enough good things about him and what he meant to the program.