I'd like to have a situation where Coach Chavis and Coach Slade say I want you to be on the read more

I'd like to have a situation where Coach Chavis and Coach Slade say I want you to be on the best receiver and lock him down, stay on him the whole game, don't let him touch the ball, smother him.

Have you noticed that life, real honest to goodness life, with murders and catastrophes and fabulous inheritances, happens almost exclusively read more

Have you noticed that life, real honest to goodness life, with murders and catastrophes and fabulous inheritances, happens almost exclusively in newspapers?

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from read more

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character.

We looked at the future map and it said agriculture. I thought the people here want to preserve farm land.

We looked at the future map and it said agriculture. I thought the people here want to preserve farm land.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to read more

Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.

This is the time of year people start shopping for space heaters, but business hasn't been above normal,

This is the time of year people start shopping for space heaters, but business hasn't been above normal,

[In the ante room, under a tapestry of a gorgeous Imam Hussein Muzzaffar Salak (] people call me Ali ... read more

[In the ante room, under a tapestry of a gorgeous Imam Hussein Muzzaffar Salak (] people call me Ali ... Three of the prayer leaders were martyred during the Iran-Iraq war [of the 1980s].